( Private to Nate Drake )

[There's only the sound of liquid hitting metal, a guzzling sound like it doesn't matter where it goes. Then, the flick of a lighter and a voice that's completely devoid of anything relating to sarcasm or mockery:]

Anyone who doesn't want their box anymore, lemme know.

[A moment and then something is obviously on fire, and what sounds like a pot ( Read more... )

( OOC cut for disturbing imagery; John is attacked by smoker's lungs, pictured on the right in the link. )

[All that can be seen, really, is dark hair, black suit, black tie, and a giant megaphone. Someone had a bad idea.]

Thanks for the Christmas present, Elena. This makes begging for bread on the rooftop so much easier.

[Yeah, all complaints about WHY WOULD YOU GIVE THAT ASS A MEGAPHONE can be directed to the reporter, kthnx.]

( Private to Jill )

[Look who's talkin']

With all the strange, new folk showin' up without comin' off the ferry, I gotta ask...Santa Claus, are you here?

I don't know anything about killing gods, but if Hades is actually dead, shouldn't all the people he brought here be gone? Mysteriously vanished, Raptured back home, whatever, but shouldn't they be gone?Not that I'm saying those of us living people should be here, either, but are the dead people still here? If someone kills Hecate with the Sword of ( Read more... )

( Private to Jill )

( OOC cut disturbing imagery, possible trigger warning (hospital abuse) )

[Video opens on a ceiling. That's about it, really. Some smoke wafts about on the screen from time to time, but it's still, really, just a ceiling. John's voice comes from the side.You know...waaaay back when I first got here, I addressed everyone here as assholes. Some brat with a superiority complex called me out on it, but it didn't do much. ( Read more... )

[Give John a religious artifact crafted into a gun and a horde of half-breeds and he'll be fine. The undead? Not so much. So where has the exorcist been? On the roof of his apartment complex. Sure, there's a few guns that randomly appeared, but this isn't Dawn of the Dead and John is not a sniper. Therefore, Jay Leno, Rosie, and Burt Reynolds get ( Read more... )